Oh, another excuse to fail my degree...

I will never get tired of this fresher life style

Bedford’s Bristol Buffday

Being an August birthday is probably the worst thing that could happen to a party guylike myself. So while most of my friends are planning their nineteenth and are out party harding all weekend, I am sat at home, with my J2O facebooking my life away.

But it’s finally here!And seeing as it is me, I can not do what everyone else does and hit Southampton, especially as Bedford Place was clearly named after me - do you know who I am?So mumma has paid for me and eight of my sexies to spend my birthday weekend in Bristol! With plenty of classy waterfront bars and late night clubs, it’s sure to be amazing. So the land of guys with sexy accents, hold tight come Friday 26th August ;)

I generally can not wait, it shall definitely be a birthday never to forget! Or not as the case may be…. haha ;)

If I had an identical twin, I would happily commit incest….

I love how the majority of our Malia photos include some form of alcohol…. ;)

My Saturday Night

So it’s Saturday night, and all I want to do is dance the night away while getting my drink on in Malia Townnnnn. But instead, I am sat at home, facebooking my life away….